thoughtcrumbs

Ring!
Me: "Pyra, this is Evan."
Them: "Hi, yeah. This is Christina. I just need to check on the photocopier there in the office. I need to know the model number. Could you look on the front and let me know what model that is?"
Me: "I think you have the wrong number."
Them: <click>
Me: Hmmm.

Coincidentally, I got another call, this evening:
Me: "Pyra, this is Evan."
Them: "Yes, may I speak with Evan, please."
Me: "This is him."
Them: "Evan, your credit card didn't go through. Do you have another one we can use."
Me (thinking, How dumb do they think I am?!): "Who is this?"
Them: "Extreme Pizza"
Me (thinking, Oops.): "Oh. Yeah, I have another card. Hold on..."