The Non Expert's Desk received a question today from a man "addicted to accessories." Worried about this obsession interfering with his ability to lure the ladies, he asked for some advice. The Non Expert saith:
One idea is to switch your obsession from cashmere to guns. Wear as many as you can clip to your jacket, and keep one in your hand when you’re out to lunch. Even with a small man-purse over your shoulder, it’s unlikely anyone will call you with anything besides ‘sir,’ at least until you’re arrested or killed.
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