Spiritual Safety Tip: What should you do if you find an atheist?
"If you find an atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."
From Objective Christian Ministries 4 Kidz. (Also see their fascinating online store. Read the description for the Zounds Abstinence Shorts and the Ruby Matrimony Thong.)
Comments
at least i dont believe in imaginary friends.
and i NEVER try to convert people to stop believing.
i find more ignorant bible thumpers trying to convert ME.
stick it.