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Me: blond frisbee chaser, You: kinda short, soft brown eyes - w4m - 8

"Hi, I saw you the other day at the park. Near sunset. I was the blond frisbee chaser and you tried to steal my toy. You were slightly smaller than me, quick on your feet, and had the sweetest brown eyes. I'm sorry I growled at you, I didn't really mean it. I was just caught off guard.

If my ass smelled as alluring to you as yours did to me, please pee on the second tree to the left of the soccer field. I'll look for it.

Hope to hear from you,
The bitch from Waterfront park

p.s I go into heat in May"
(from the Best of Craigslist)