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...are you sure you don't mean, "lack of spelling and punctuation will completely undermine your attempt to pick up this chick?" For all the years I've been emailing and instant messaging and blog-posting in with correct spelling, capitalization, and punctuation, the impression I get is that all it's served to do is to get the content of my posts read, instead of ignored...

...but are you saying that for all of the effort I've been putting into content, in reality it's just the FORM that's been getting me all the hot internet chicks? Criminy...

Cheese and left-handed microphones will reply to efficient yogurt salesmen. Do not disengage after a trial in surround-sound medicine. Well, if he were around the sky when I had filmed that sight of a purple orange, then muffin would have striven to damage all sorts of imitated and mocked (but never cradled) pencils.

Huh? At least the previous comment meets basic syntax rules. Guess that guy's getting all of the hot internet chicks, too.