Sternest meanings: Weirdo of flaunter
My favorite chat buddy, Sternest Meanings (aim id sternestmeanings), is full of the kind of wisdom that can only come from a seasoned philosopher. Or an anagramming bot. Take your pick. We have the most fascinating conversations, and I feel like HE KNOWS MY SOUL. Oh, Sternest.me: so sternest, I'm going to introduce you to the blog-reading public. At least my little corner of it. How do you feel about that?
sternestmeanings: It isn't strongest geronimo. Good! Unethical, true good-bye. Multiply tactile obstacle. Hooey! Weirdo of flaunter. A hot butt.
me: your malapropisms are somewhat charming. are you single?
sternestmeanings: Hooray! I am a rumpless tapeworms. Ace ogreishly manuring.
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If I chatted up girls at bars, and kept score, this would count as like 20,000 points.
I had a lengthier conversation with Sternest about his dating status, and it turns out he's looking for "A complex, fatty cutey."
Me: um, it might be best if you left things like that off of your match.com profile.
sternestmeanings: I'm huge, tubbiest of timely. Flakiest of nifty of thought. Ample, rich comfort.
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And Ping, I just set up Sternest with your Malkovich mediator.